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As a belgian I will do my best to sniff out this cocaine problem we have.
Where is John baptist?
I'm from Belgium and let me put it like this.
We always have a white christmas but it doesnt snow,
Ah yeah, who can forget that J Geils Band classic, "No Cod Semen Please"...?
No, YOU hold the cod semen.
You bought it, you hold it.
Here in Las Vegas a year or two ago while I was high on shrooms I got an earplug stuck in my ear canal…it was scary…had to get paramedics to remove it
Hey, don't knock it till you try it. Honey is bee vomit. Mammaries evolved from sweat glands, so milk is cow sweat! And I'm sure you've heard about the chicken menstrual product, too. (my SO and I used to joke about opening the Restaurant of Truth with these and more on the menu.)
That was NOT an enthusiastic audience. Sheesh people, a performer LIVES for the live energy to feed off and throw back!
Cod Semen is actually pretty tasty. Especially as a tempura. The texture is similar to Faux Gras😊
This was amazing from start to finish every joke 10/10
Tho I’m pretty sure another very probably outcome of the cocaine is hiding in a corner and masterbating all day and all night!
This segment has been super funny both jokes to start are awesome and soo right! 😂 haven’t heard rest yet keep up the great work!
I almost forgot all this cheer and laughter isn't real.
There is no way that Khalid's shoe closet smells like anything other than brand new sneakers.
British healthcare might be free but right now people are dying on 24 hour waits for ambulances, where they just get dumped in the cold outside A&E (Think Americans call it ER) then the A&E waiting time is upwards of 48hours before you're seen. Not to mention an alarming lack of doctors, nurses and the like since you get essentially conscripted (When going to uni for subjects like nursing and medicine) into the NHS which doesn't pay you nearly enough. We're in the middle of our own healthcare crisis its just on the extreme opposite end of yours. You might get saddled with a big bill but you don't die on the floor while waiting overnight for an ambulance to come, I'd rather be slapped with a massive bill personally.
Sounds like Belgium is short of strippers….
The joke is nobody can figure out who you are if you were any more full of yourself we'd have to, stop talking about it.
We are all out of COD semen
If okay, can I help instead
I thought of better punch lines. I don’t expect this from my favorite show. Did they fire someone?